SUBJECT: Greed is gooood

Gordon Gekko was a dick.

But in the movie "Wall Street"
he kinda had a point about
greed being good.

I interpret "greed" more
as HUNGER.

You always want to be hungry
and striving for more.

Otherwise:-

You'll stagnate and die with
the rest of them.

Of course, you don't wanna
strive for and get more at
the expense of other people.

This would be bad.

But for yourself it's A-OK
in my book.

And when it comes to getting
more money out of this thing
we call the internet, there's
no quicker way than selling
other people's stuff.

Take Jamie Lewis…

He's a millionaire affiliate.

And now, he's going to show
you LIVE how he does it.

Wait until you see it;

http://www.michaelcheney.com/millionaire-affiliate/

Michael Cheney

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SUBJECT: Keep it simple stoooopid...

Don’t overcomplicate things.

You don't need a degree
in rocket science and
a quantum sledge hammer
to crack the internet
marketing nut.

You just need a hammer.

Let me explain…

Too many newbies get caught up
in technical nightmares, funnel
drama and over-complicating
internet marketing crap.

When in reality, making
money online comes down to
one thing - finding something
valuable and promoting it.

Affiliate marketing is easiest.

My buddy Jamie Lewis
has become a millionaire
selling other people's stuff.

Simple.

And now he's doing something
unprecedented and jumping
on live training with you to show
you how to make money fast
(even if you're a newbie).

So don’t be stupid - keep it
simple and learn from a
millionaire affiliate;

http://www.michaelcheney.com/millionaire-affiliate/

Michael Cheney

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SUBJECT: "Taxi for Mr. D-Bag!"

There's one born every minute;

"If this Jamie Lewis product is
so good then let me try it out
and if and thats a big IF i make
money i would gladly pay for the
product."

My reply to Mr. Douchebag;

"I've unsubscribed you - to start
a business (even an online one)
you need money to invest, belief
in your own ability to take action
and the common sense that nobody
is going to give you a free ride.
Good day sir."

Yes it’s true.

Duh.

Even an online business needs
some kind of initial investment
to make money.

Just like my good friend Jamie
Lewis had to do to get started
making millions online.

He needed to invest first.

But the rest is history.

Now he's a millionaire affiliate
and he's going to coach you
(for pennies on the dollar)
exactly how to do it yourself;

http://www.michaelcheney.com/millionaire-affiliate/

Michael Cheney

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SUBJECT: Here's 10 cents, go call someone who gives a crap

People make me laugh.

It blows me away how
dumb they can be.

I have d-bags on my list
who threaten to unsubscribe
if I keep sending them "too
many emails".

Shit.

Don’t like what I write? Do us
both a favor and unsubscribe.

And don’t get me started on
those numpties who want me to
dumb down and be someone I'm
not in how I talk to appease
their so-called "professionalism".

Bite me.

And there are those people who
threaten to "take their business
elsewhere" if I don't give in to
their ridiculous suggestions on
how I should run my business.

Muppets the lot of them - they
don't get it…

When you reach a certain
level in your business, you
realize it's YOU who has the
value people want and need.

Just like Jamie Lewis:-

The guy's a millionaire affiliate.

People are desperate to
learn how he does it.

Now you can find out the
millionaire-making method
for yourself;

Bada-bing.

http://www.michaelcheney.com/millionaire-affiliate/

Michael Cheney

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SUBJECT: Just push the freckin' button already!

Picture the scene...

You have a magic button
under your bed.

Every time you press this
button you wake up to wads
of cash sitting under your
mattress.

Yes.

This is "make-believe"
but I have a real example
for you in a sec, first
lemme ask you this question;

How many times would you
push the money button?

Once a month?

Once a week?

Once a day?

More?

My point is this:-

When I send an email I make
money (and have fun writing
them) so I do it a lot.

When I do a launch I make
money (and help people
with the training) so I
do it a lot.

And when my friend Jamie Lewis
does an affiliate promo he makes
a wagonload of loot.

So he does it a lot.

And you will too.

Once you have your own
"magic button".

Now don’t get me wrong.

I’m not saying all Jamie
does is push a button
and all this money magically
appears.

He does have to
do some work to
get these kind
of results.

But it's easy.

Real easy.

So push the button on your mouse
to click on this special link
and discover the secret behind
Jamie’s millionaire affiliate system;

http://www.michaelcheney.com/millionaire-affiliate/

Michael Cheney

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SUBJECT: You can take a douchebag to water [but you can't make him sink]

I swear some of the d-bags
who email me are either
possessed, high on crack
or actually just witches;

"Only fraudsters who insulted
me if I did not send them money.
I deserve million dollar fraud
compensation anyway for being
defrauded and insulted long
before I have computer. I
curse thee."

Heavens above, words fail me.

It's this kind of shameless
"entitlement mentality" which
is ruining our country.

I applaud you for being a
member of the GOYA Brigade
(Get Off Your Ass).

Just like Jamie Lewis (the
millionaire affiliate) you
know you need to invest in
something to make money.

Yep.

You need to get off your
tush and get stuff done.

Jamie got off his ass, learned
affiliate marketing and made
his millions.

Woah. Is this true?

You bet your
ass it’s true.

And now he's gonna teach
you how to do it.

GOYA (Get off your ass) and
find out how he does it here;

http://www.michaelcheney.com/millionaire-affiliate/

Michael Cheney

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SUBJECT: Are you smarter than a fifth grader? (Probably not)

Sadly:-

If my 16 years experience
in internet marketing have
taught me anything it's this:-

Most struggling marketers
know less about marketing
than your average 5th grader
running a lemonade stand.

This.

Be.

Truth.

At least 5th graders
understand the basic
economics of making
money running a
lemonade stand.

They find something
people want (lemonade)
and they sell it.

And if they're really
smart they don't even
make the lemonade;

They just sell other
people's products.

We call this affiliate marketing
and it's easy and lucrative.

My mate Jamie Lewis over
in the US of A has made
millions doing this.

And now he's pulling back
the green curtain and showing
you how to do it...

(But not in a way you'd expect).

This may be the weirdest offer
you've ever seen;

http://www.michaelcheney.com/millionaire-affiliate/

Michael Cheney

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SUBJECT: Do you need me to call a waaaaaahmbulance for you?

"I'm sick."
"I'm broke."
"I'm busy."
"I'm divorced."
"I'm married."
"I'm overwhelmed."

Waaah. Waaah. Waaaaaah.

I tell you - when it comes
to excuses about not being
able to make money online
I've heard them all.

So today I’m handing
you something on a
silver platter.

This is so easy, if you
don't make money with it
you only have yourself
to blame.

Truly.

This is so downright freakin'
*kindergarten* easy I tell you;

http://www.michaelcheney.com/millionaire-affiliate/

Michael Cheney

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